"If any of you try to use the Pythagorean Theorem with a triangle that's not right when I test you next week, I'm gonna come over there and slap you. Not joking. I'm tellin' you - I don't like this job that much. I am gonna come over there and put a handprint on your face."This, of course, in the name of being memorable. Let's hope I don't have to follow through.